Retarded 

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

Retarded by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

Retarded 

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

Retarded by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021

retarded 

a definition of a FIFA 21 player

only retarded people play fifa 21

retarded by hififa21 April 10, 2021

retardshit! 

A person that is trying to do something and the matter might be in delay or fails and that person struggles through the consequences of their tribulation,.

retardshit! can be an expression of lament in a moment such as locking their key the car..or they try to fix something that breaks or is not fixable. instead...things get worse with no fault of their own or trying to help somebody when you make it harder for them instead. bad luck. cursed

retardshit! by Absqaushilate April 16, 2021

RetardedFungus 

Something you can gain from fortnite or something you have had before if you were an "OG", this is spread from dweebs or dumbasses that think fortnite is still good, it's caused from people that still play it, it can be contagious which will result in depression, eyes melting, dick falling off, constant CAPPING and bruh.

Billy: He lil bitch why u playing fortnite?
lil bitch: I like it...
Billy: That means u have retardedfungus.
lil bitch: :I
Billy: I LIKE YA CUT G

RetardedFungus by MozarellaCheez April 19, 2021

RETARDED 

Shit to call your friends when they act retarded or scream it in a bar when ur drunk cus i dont give a fuck

Cunt 1:RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER!
Cunt 2:Bro u had too many shots

RETARDED by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

Retarderism 

a bitch who sits in the corner waiting for a fag to come

why are you sitting in the corner, that is unnecessary retarderism

Retarderism by pubichaironachair June 2, 2021