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Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
mugGet the Retard Tuesdaymug.

retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out
Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard
by panicboi420 May 22, 2019
mugGet the retardmug.

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on
Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.
by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021
mugGet the selective retardmug.

Retard

A person, generally named Rob that has been so brain fucked my meth he’s lost too many brain cells and spells “cause” as “cuase”
Rob can’t spell, he’s a retard
by Jbacko June 30, 2022
mugGet the Retardmug.

retarded

That’s retarded
by Boogereater69 May 23, 2022
mugGet the retardedmug.

Retard

Oh?
Hym "Do you have a problem with the retard/not retard dichotomy?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Retardmug.

Retard

You
Person1:Hey man
Person2:Eww get away from me you retard
by anonymous June 21, 2021
mugGet the Retardmug.

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