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Satan's Punch

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!
by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.
I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.
by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022
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Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
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judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022
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national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th
Hi Izzy!

What do you want?


Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D
by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022
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Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
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