belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

permission to dance

"we dont need permission to dance" a line by BTS's song 'permission to dance', which means nothing can ever stop you from dancing even if seokjin says dont dance super tuna, why? because we dont need permission to dance

JIN created a new post ! : no guys dont dance super tuna... bu we dont need permission to dance, right?

by minstradamusd December 16, 2021

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

Zaffino Dance

A strange bodily movement perfomed in nightclubs across the globe. This movement usually scares away all of the girls in said clubs.

"LOL look, he's doing the Zaffino dance"

by hernieh March 8, 2009

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025