by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018
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You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
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I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
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by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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by CreeperFricker420 December 10, 2019
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by Alyssa December 5, 2004
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