Ninja

Just watch Naruto

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s

by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

Cyber Ninja

Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.

You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja

by Cyber trump September 28, 2021

ginger ninja

a chav who goes to park

ginger ninja a person who tries to throw water at little kids

by woody_slng August 15, 2021

The ninja

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone

Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two

by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021

under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.

-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''

by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021