jock meat

The term used to describe girls that blindly fawn over jocks. (see jock) They are oblivious to the presence of guys that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.

Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said girl - proud of her false sense of escalating popularity.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think of Alice? she's cute.
Gut 2: Nah man, forget it - she's jock meat..
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad.

jock meat by Master Amigo October 23, 2008

Fleet Meat 

1)Refers to a woman who has gotten out of Marine Corps Boot camp and entered the Fleet Marine Force.
2) Any woman in the Fleet Marine Force who tramps herself out to Male Marines on a regular basis with pride.

Hey did you see that new Private that just checked in?

Yeah man, she's got FLEET MEAT written all over her.

Fleet Meat by afj21 November 8, 2006

slide meat 

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

slide meat by I, Wreckerrr February 3, 2017

Stale Meat 

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

Stale Meat by CheckMate October 1, 2012

sloppy meat 

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

sloppy meat by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

Whale Meat 

An extremely huge dick

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."

Whale Meat by DatNigga88 August 24, 2011

Mississippi Meat Handled 

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

Mississippi Meat Handled by rixter1971 April 27, 2012