Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out

I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.

by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013

meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

Chunky meat

Its when you see a guy with short legs and a short torso whos body shape Is circular/round and waddles around instead of walking. Whos usually goes by the name J. Who talks too much in the weight room and cant say Noo to eating out all the time. Someone who thinks they are the ish in throwing. And someone who is fat but buff.

Dammmn chunky meat! You need to calm down on that burger!

by Elvispresley23 August 1, 2012

Meat bird

Fat chick.

"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

Bush-Meat

A type of girl that usually has a very very hairy vagina that picks one certain man out of a group of people and does everything she can think of to try and get that guy to fuck her by the end of the day.

"That girl that kept following me around all day was literally bush-meat."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020