metro boomin make it boom

in the middle of intercourse with a girl and u slip it out and yell "metro boomin make it boom" and shove it into her asshole while pinning her down.

i said metro boomin make it boom.

by i did not make it boom March 31, 2024

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Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.

Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

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make a solo album

Rubbing one out, pulling your meat, having a strum, taking a load off, flicking the bean, downstairs DJ, dialling the rotary phone, cooking some cucumbers etc

“After I saw your sister on pornhub, it really inspired me to make a solo album”
“All this talk of KFC is making me wanna make a solo album”

by Solo artist October 8, 2022

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