by Gapezy June 27, 2017
by John fortnite December 30, 2021
A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
by xxX-Philby-Xxx October 24, 2008
A person who has a buttcheek face, also gets no pussy, and is the biggest rager on planet earth. He is broke and hates stoners and wants to kill all drug users
by Bob Kidd February 14, 2020
A goddess of the bums. someone that is really pretty and has a good body but dresses like a bum so like swearshirts and like sweatpants and yeah
bill:oh my Gosh veronica is such a bum goddess with her fine ass
tom: fr if she like doesn’t even try
tom: fr if she like doesn’t even try
by veronicaluvs1674 January 02, 2018
by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021
by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022