A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 18, 2005
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Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
by Tara I'm Terrible December 14, 2010
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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker
by FRICKO MODE September 07, 2021
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A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.
The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass
by Glibber flook January 16, 2023
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The act of being extremely fly, doing unexpected/extraordinary things. Going above and beyond, balling out of control. Doing it cars real big, house real big is having an excessive amount of panache. Doing it bigger than anyone already has.
OC, Last weekend I was with my boy Juicy J; he brought down seven girls for the two of us, and ten bottles for the night; everytime he throws it down, he's doin' it cars real big, house real big.

We be doin it cars real big, house real big, know what I'm saying? I just put that 52" flat screen on lock, got five kegs on their way, hired 10 strippers, and rented out the prezidential suite baby!
by oC PreZidential December 26, 2005
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