mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

full blown mental

The type of mentally handicapped that'll shoot milk making jokes about colors. Also see "sawed off human"

You get some full blown mentals at the lunch table laughing, milks gonna fly!

by AFunkyJunkie420 March 1, 2023

Full up to pussy's bow

To be as full as one can be.

Full Up to the middle of the neck, right where the bow would sit.

' I can't have another prawn, I'm full up to pussys bow '

'Just one more wafer.' 'I can't, I'm full up to pussy's bow'

by Angry horse originals March 11, 2023

Full tortoise

Taking all the pain and punishment and enjoying it all

Mate she is harsh, he must be going full tortoise

by Vlad bad March 14, 2023

Full-Fibre-Shit

When you have a very fast, clean poo more than once in a day.

I just had another or a full-fibre-shit. It was clean bro

by E45LE March 14, 2023

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Full Time Scum

"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex

Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!

by FTS4L March 15, 2023