douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker

Hey, there's J-Douche.

by CHayes August 12, 2008

douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..

1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.

by cheerios3 December 16, 2008

Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

by The District August 11, 2007

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!

What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013