woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 19, 2023

dead vinnies

The ejaculate of a pathetic male.

Gevy cried again, for the third night in a row, as he unleashed a load of dead vinnies down his stairwell.

by Gevy March 06, 2024

dead vinnies

Sperm, semen, male ejaculate, cum

Gevin, saddened by his shortcomings, launched two small tiddlywinks of dead vinnies down his pathetic stairwell.

by Titeater1995 July 06, 2024

That's A Dead Kid

A line used in Petscop 2 after interacting with the grave of Michael Hammond

"That's A Dead Kid"

by susususususuususus October 11, 2023

big dead

another word for suicide, but censored, or with a built in trigger warning. mainly used on tiktok when talking about depression because you have to censor yourself.

today i thought about doing the big dead, but i talked to a friend and they reminded me how much i matter to them.

by ahegaocherry June 07, 2020

Dead Lightbulb

referring to a person who's not bright, not smart, or dumb.

Dude that kid is a such a dead lightbulb, all he does is quote brainrot and shit

by Taro :D April 20, 2025

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023