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dunshaughlin community college

Dunshaughlin community college is a large secondary school with many from navan ratoath and towns alike attend. It is popularly know for its large number of gays and the dead banter many of the pupils have. All females must wear fake tan and bottoms up their asscrack where all boys must have perms in order to pull the females . If you don’t have a perm you have no chance
by The Phoenix baller November 11, 2019
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Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
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St josephs college

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020
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Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport
Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there
by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020
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mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening
i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!
by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020
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lolage not college

Don’t stress about school just enjoy it whilst it lasts
Science is stressing me out “,”lolage not college
by suiifeon September 18, 2020
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