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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
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Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach
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Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008
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backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 9, 2021
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Bum Hole Worker

an irish term for a homosexual man, this is an offensive term which others may find funny if it is aimed at someone else..
hey mate i saw steven looking at you, he is a bum hole worker
by the urban rapist November 2, 2010
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Bum Grub

An individual who likes to play with other men’s anal cavities.
“Did you see that guy jam his finger in that dude’s arse? He was 3 knuckles deep!”

“Yeah, that’s just Josh being a bum grub again.”
by Clank clank I’m a tank August 14, 2024
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reefer bum

Reefer bum is someone who never has weed but smokes other people weed.
That guy never has no weed, he is a reefer bum
by Pemon' December 27, 2018
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