A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)
They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms
Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
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Get the Rington Special mug.An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.
Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"
Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"
Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.
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Get the Special financial operation mug.When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
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