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Jesus

The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.
Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god
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Jesus

A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.
"Jesus cheated on me again*
by mayay February 4, 2024
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Jesus

Slang
hay-SUS/JeSUS
1. Fruity, Gay
Used against people named jesus or jesús
Jesus: Hey lets snuggle bro
Jim: Mannn your acting hella jeSUS
by SunRoseGiggles March 9, 2022
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Jesus pussy

Used in any context

Mainly used to express feelings or emotions
Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!
by Brenny111 September 19, 2022
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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting
by HenryS June 28, 2023
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Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.
by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023
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