Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

by victicom May 1, 2010

Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.

Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat

by dkalsdk November 8, 2022

Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020

My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022