Meat Paws

JUICY FINGERS

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.

by 247 JAK December 17, 2014

kingseat meat

A person or person(s) who are refered to as Jakies because of where the stay

"see where i was last night"
"yeah that was kingseat meat"

by Ygb Sanford Ygc April 29, 2008

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Moon Meat

When you eat meat (Vegan meat) through out 8pm-3am

Jane: So Loona what did you eat for your midnight snack?

Loona: Oh I ate some Moon Meat

Jane: Oh......

by Racoon River June 18, 2021

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Ball of Meat

A fat person that has a shape of a meatball

Lee is a Ball of Meat

by Taylor Beach March 22, 2017

Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012