tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.

Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."

by phillyjim October 22, 2008

Tina tits

When a girl you've known for awhile who you did not think had much in the way of a rack, is suddenly revealed to possess a surprisingly great pair of tits. Named for Tina Fey.

Wow, check out the Tina tits on Lisa. I had no idea!

by Neutron66 January 16, 2014

tator tits

A cute nick name for tator tots.

Yes I would like a number one with a coke and a side of tator tits.

by truth2014 September 5, 2014

soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.

Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013