Pyro-Fart

It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass.

Husband: Thank you hun, That was the best spicy enchiladas ever.

Wife: You're welcome *Smiles*

Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!

Wife: Are you O.K.?

Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

Fish fart

The release of air from the vagina of a female (aka queef) that is overly sexually active with numerous partners, more commonly known as a "ho."

Rhi's queef smelt a little rank, yet she could not mask the stench of the fish fart.

by FishySticks101 November 16, 2010

Squishy Fart

When you let out a heep of gas, that is wet and SQUISHY sounding.

Girl: The other day i walked past tom in the hall and he let out a squishy fart, I thought he might have SHit his pants.

by Hitlers_Angel February 18, 2009

broccoli fart

a really nasty fart caused by broccoli.

1)

tim: aww man i had broccoli for dinner you know what that means!!!
bella: what?
tim: broccoli farts!!! **farts on Bella**
bella: ewww! broccoli farts are the worst!

by fartslave October 19, 2016

Ball fart

A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.

It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).

Guy 1: "OW FUCK!!"
Guy 2: "What? What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "Oh it's just my Ball fart."

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 17, 2022

fart categories

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011