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Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.
He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done
by Ch1naman April 24, 2023
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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Donna's Car

A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.
"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"

Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."
by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020
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r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.
Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"
by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020
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Get In The Car

A game in which Jordan is made to (against his will) get into someones car.
Donovan likes to play get in the car.
by babygrowboy January 20, 2020
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