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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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Taking care of the men

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"
by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020
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snowflake take

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Take her to Denny's

The act of revealing your affection, or love, to a guy/girl you admire.
So, did you take her to Denny's last night?

Yeah, but she said we were just friends.
by JojotheMofo September 28, 2014
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hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting
TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.
by Ad Friends December 4, 2022
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take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.
“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”
by yo-yo 🪀 June 21, 2024
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“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
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