take gate

"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".

He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?

by tenderjoe May 17, 2010

Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.

Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.

by SquidyKitty June 14, 2015

Take à Napoléon

Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.

“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”

Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.

by Tarmy613 February 16, 2024

take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy

The act of taking a “toke” out of a bong or any smoke related activity.

Friend 1: Yo man you tryna take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy before I pour it?

Friend 2: yeah bro lemme get a hit of that shit

by THAxMUFFINxMANx October 07, 2022

Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.

"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"

by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 05, 2025

hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting

TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.

by Ad Friends December 04, 2022

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 09, 2022