dik fuk the dong smasher 

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

dik fuk the dong smasher by wejnation July 26, 2017

Smack head smasher 

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

Smack head smasher by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

Two flys smashed 

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

Two flys smashed by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone 

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone by Bings March 5, 2024

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes 

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Samshed 

An insult. A hotel where old people go to have sex and are filmed.

'Your such a samshed owner boii!'

Samshed by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006

sashed 

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

sashed by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008