sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.

boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!

by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009

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Brody Sex

Originated from the Showtime Series "Homeland" where main character Brody jerks off on his wife. - This is when you calmly instruct a woman to remove her top and have her sit in front of you on her hind legs looking full of shame with her perky tits pointing at you. You then proceed to complete the act and jerkoff on her with no emotion.

1) Was the loving picture I saw of you and your wife on Facebook before or after you had Brody sex with her?

2) Honey when we get home get ready because I'm gonna do like Brody do! Get ready it's time for Brody sex take off your top!

by Super_N November 5, 2011

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Premarital Sex

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

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sex mark

Any bruise, scratch, or abrasion that is left on the body after sex. Because of their shape and location it is obvious that they have been made by another person during sex. They are sometimes seen as symmetrical scratches running down the back or as two identical and symmetrical bruises on the ankles, wrists, or upper arms. They differ from hickies in that they are accidentally made as a result of rough or too aggressive sex.

Nice sex mark! Your date must have went well.

by Tatibah November 26, 2007

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Sex Pistols

Greatest punk band of all time. Fronted by John Lydon/Johnny Rotten, final lineup also consisted of Sid Vicious, Steve Jones, and Paul Cook. Greatest hit was most definitely "Anarchy in the UK", but "Bodies" and "Seventeen", often overlooked, are overall better songs.

The Sex Pistols may not have invented punk, but they redefined it. No future for you.

by Lady Pain February 22, 2005

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