pissed with the seat down

To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.

ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."

ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"

NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"

by Otis P Jivefunk December 26, 2008

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003

piss stone

mong fucking idiot

mum your are a piss stone

by josh magnall July 6, 2010

Piss Off Mate

The Canadian version of saying “Fuck off”

“Aw fuck you phaggot”
“Piss off mate”

by MinionMemes November 11, 2019

public piss hole

a term for a public loo that isn't regularly cleaned - lets just say it wouldn't win 'best loo of the year'...

I was with my mates and really needed to piss. I saw the 'men's' sign and went inside. It was like a public piss hole. There was crap everywhere and a guy was just pissing in a corner, it was rank

by I.P.Daily March 15, 2012