Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.

Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.

by roddy- December 12, 2023

chiller pants

Pants that one can lounge in, but not lounge pants. Pants for kicking back, lighting up and mellowing out. Comfort is prime, but style a close second.

"Hey Trav, those are chiller pants, boy! Let's go couch-surfing!"

by Juan Abee November 18, 2009

Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010

Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019