Noble Beans

Person who thinks they too much, when they really don't know shit. Also, they seem to need a girlfriend so bad it's pathetic.

That Noble Beans is so stupid he thinks he's smart, and he always checks out the Russian moon with a perv look on his face. Beans needs pussy and a new job.

by John-John the Madman April 16, 2009

Bean Guys

The cursed creation of dani

-What are you playing?
-Bean guys, made by dani.

by nay thees February 5, 2021

Bean Juice

are you drinking any liquid right now then youre drinking bean juice, bean juice can heal anything that is wrong with you but you have about a 90% chance of dying so we will never really know if it helps that person or not ;?

yo did you here about Jackson dude drank bean juice and lived

by Benjamin_Sharp2 July 1, 2018

mexican bean fever

a type of illness Mexicans exhibit resulting in a high fever; usually occurring during the weekend resulting in staying home sick on Mondays, however the illness normally passes by within a day, making said Mexican ready for work by Tuesday. Disease generally reoccurs multiple Mondays and is incurable.

Mike is was absent Monday as he had Mexican Bean Fever

by Mathais Rice October 30, 2007

Flick your bean

To master bate

When you are home alone and you are done game of thrones you flick your bean

by Xxx_epiksniper42069-xx October 4, 2019

Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".

"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"

by Karl Hungus1 December 20, 2010

oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.

Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!

by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009