Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Giga Dad

The Ultimate Man, the Dad to out Dad all Dads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would fall in love.

Woah! Look! It’s Giga Dad!

Giga Dad is so cool!

by Jvabw1ln June 14, 2023

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

dad reveal

when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad

mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3

by miasquid7g6l June 10, 2024

Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024

Best Dad

Raymond Bentum

You’re so right, Raymond Bentum is the best dad.

by http_ambziii June 16, 2024

Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.

Think of tourist dad like an ocean.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024