maggie

probably a cool chick but make sure she doesn't have a pet or ever get one.

your friend: oh yeah maggie? she's a cool chick!

by EnderStarr22 July 13, 2025

Magaidiotism

Magaidiotism has two primary meanings: idiocy (severe mental retardation) or idiotic behavior, and an idiom or a peculiarity of language. The term is now largely considered archaic and offensive, particularly when referring to intellectual disability YET Here we Are! Magaidiotism is running rampant in Red States.

Red states have failed to find a name for it however Magaidiotism is spreading like wildfire throughout their states.

by Magadoc August 9, 2025

magic ranic

when you cast magic on someones dick and it shrinks it

mike did magic ranic on rons dick

by wayno745 October 28, 2025

magbitchicent

A portmanteau used to describe a magnificent bitch. mag-BITCH-icent!

``That was a magbitchicent stunt you pulled there, Mitchell!``

by GlenHasNoRizz November 26, 2025

Maggie

A Maggie is a very special girl. When she has a hobby, she melts into her art. She has an insane work ethic and seems to be flawless at everything she does. Literally. Maggies are usually popular due to this fact, but also not popular at the same time? She’s well known, happy and super funny. She will make you laugh until you feel the need to pee. Maggies are so pretty but don’t feel like they are. It’s very weird because they are STUNNING. She can get her emotions hurt easily, but she won’t tell you because she doesn’t want you to feel bad. So you should always always always make it very clear that you love her and would never hurt her in that way. She will become your best friend very quickly. Maggies are just like that. She is an amazing friend, but sensitive at heart. She reads people very well so you CANNOT hide your emotions from her. Maggie will always understand your emotions. No matter how weird, or crazy, she will support you. She’s the friend you run to when literally ANYTHING happens. Whether you’re sad, angry, or scared, you will feel the need to tell her anything. And she keeps it all a secret. Everyone should have a Maggie. Maggie is the best friend ever.

Dude 1: Maggie is so chopped
Dude 2: What do you mean she literally has photo shoots every single month. Nobody wants to look at your ugly ahh. You deformed discombobulated society reject.
Dude 1: I’m sorry bro

by Girl_In_Pink January 8, 2026

monkey_magic

A spazz that thinks he is funny but really he is not

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

by micnat January 8, 2005