Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012

vadge meat

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.

Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.

by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012

Sweet to the meat

New Zealand slang for something being awesome or ok , can be used to agree on something

"Hey bro, Dave has gotta swappa of beers waiting for us at his place"

"sweet to the meat!" "Nothing like free beer!"

by Part time Dr Phil December 18, 2012

Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out

I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.

by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013

meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

Chunky meat

Its when you see a guy with short legs and a short torso whos body shape Is circular/round and waddles around instead of walking. Whos usually goes by the name J. Who talks too much in the weight room and cant say Noo to eating out all the time. Someone who thinks they are the ish in throwing. And someone who is fat but buff.

Dammmn chunky meat! You need to calm down on that burger!

by Elvispresley23 August 1, 2012

Meat bird

Fat chick.

"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011