Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

Goldilocks Burn by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Golden Kiwi 

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

Golden Kiwi by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

Golden Bearded Eggroll 

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".

The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll

Golden Bearded Eggroll by Jolene69 June 16, 2023

Golden Chowder Chowdown 

When a woman fills her vagina with clam chowder and while the man eats the chowder she urinates.

He asked me if he could do a golden chowder chowdown

Golden Chowder Chowdown by Plutarchheavensbee62 June 28, 2023

golden person 

someone who you love sm. they make you laugh so much your ribs hurt. you two know pretty much everything about eachother. and they light up a room with their smile and the aura is just golden.

“she’s a golden person!”

golden person by ro124 June 30, 2023

Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.

Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.

Golden Claymore by WRJash June 30, 2023

Golden Apple Seed 

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

Golden Apple Seed by Pcw July 2, 2023