Gay Pimps

When you realize your shipping company gets paid to deliver a load.

Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.

by Scotty Nice April 22, 2021

gay bromance

a bromance but you’re gay.

bro 1: “bro let’s make out.”

bro 2: “you didn’t say no homo let’s have sex this is a gay bromance now 😩”

the dog: #WAP🤪🍷

by gattherings May 18, 2021

Gay Nugget

A Gay Nugget is someone who has a voice like a girl and eats chicken nuggets for a living, If you are a girl and eat chicken nuggets for a living you are fat.

That guy is a GAY NUGGET, Do you think so

by Johhnyboi1111 May 19, 2021

gay stairs

I will not take them.

Nah bruh, I ain't takin the gay stairs.

by peter griffin's estranged dad December 5, 2022

Boba Gays

People who like to drink Boba Guys.

Jay: Hey, you want to get Boba Gays?
Bob: Nah, not really into that lifestyle.

by Bobsled10 July 18, 2022

Gay Cope

A type of mental cope gays use that warp the perception of reality such that everyone who doesn't like them is a closet homosexual.

"If my sexuality involved having to induce diarrhea or get shit on my dick, I'd rather just not have sex, that's revolting."
No, it's called douching and it's not like that, closet
"Haha, that's such a gay cope"

by PurpleRhapsody August 3, 2022

gay zombie

A zombie that is not content with eating flesh. Oh no. Gay zombies are out for only one thing, PENIS! Bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments...all signs of homosexual undead. Don't worry, though, a gay zombie won't bite you or rip you apart. They just give you hickeys. Yes, big fuckin' hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad's charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts bitching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the fuck up. That's a lot of flaming. Be prepared! Don't get bitten...err...kissed* by any gay zombies.
See FND Films on youtube for Gay Zombie trailer.

*Gay zombie runs up on Vin and attacks him*

*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*

Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"

Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"

Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."

Aaron - "What?!"

Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."

Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"

*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*

Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.

*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*

Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"

*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*

by ledgic117 September 21, 2009