Whispering Eye

A Medieval term for vagina. Used by LAIRE players.

"Tell her you miss her whispering eye."

"It means vagina! It means vagina!"

by Insomniac0725 March 26, 2009

Whispering Eye

A vagina, as made popular by Augie Farks in the 2008 film Role Models.

I love your whispering eye.

by askjdfasdfe March 30, 2009

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

sheep eyes

Sheep eyes (also 'Sheep's eyes'):

1) Soft, seductive special looks, usually from a seductive woman gently inviting a man, but with a caution to the man. Different to Doe eyes.

2) Dietary delicacy of some North African countries, especially Morocco, where lamb is a great favourite.

1) She was on the other side of the bar making sheep eyes at me, however there was both a gentle invitation and firm caution in her intense look (like, "treat me right or I'll butt you in the balls"). Similar to a ewe on heat eyeing up a handsome ram and anticipating tupping, but with more human attributes.

2) She asked me what was "moutons yeux" on the menu of the classy Casablanca restaurant. I said, 'don't worry, all the locals recommend it, and it has lots of vitamins, especially vitamin E'. I could have said "sheep eyes" but she may have been put off.

by southernartist March 6, 2014

Red Eye

Ejaculating in you're own eye, causing it to hurt a lot and sting, then after a while turning red.

Me: Bob, yesterday I was jacking off and I Red eyed myself.
Bob: Oh shit!

by XxMtnD3wxX March 7, 2015

Eye Miner

When you drill or blow up a dead person's eyes repeatedly until you reach the brain.

Necrophils are mostly eye miners.

by NewBuildmini October 19, 2016

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016