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You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021
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Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012
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You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.
Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
by lachichu April 16, 2019
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National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
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Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"
by banh a a February 18, 2020
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when i eat the booty i feed myself

What me and my family do all the time! LOL
"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"
by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021
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