The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha
by demon slayer 69 November 20, 2016
Get the Dog In A Bathtubmug. (verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue
D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.
by Taste_Purple March 30, 2015
Get the Feed the Dogmug. A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.
ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.
ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.
ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.
by WhyTheFuckDoYouCareHu? August 6, 2011
Get the Law Dogmug. A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
Get the Barking dogmug. 1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.
2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water
2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water
1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."
2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."
2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
Get the dog legmug. : The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.
1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.
by kdv July 8, 2005
Get the walking the dogmug. A sex act wherein a man shits on a woman's tits and then tit fucks her. It was invented by former Stanton California police off icer Anthony Sperl in the Skid Row section of Los Angeles in the late 1980's and is very popular with the homeless population
by Patrick Andrew Mason January 22, 2008
Get the Chili Dogmug.