Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

Dead Margaret

Doesnt want to talk about it/no opinion

"I am going dead Margaret on this one"
"Why are you dead Margaret?"

by Baller-007 February 28, 2015

Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit

Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g

by ..Samgreenadale.. August 21, 2016