Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Pastel Cat

A pastel cat is something you call an amazing, lighthearted, soft person. They remind you of a cat, soft, fluffy, and cuddly, but also a nice light calm pastel color.

Gosh, that girl is really a Pastel Cat

by BreadKitten December 31, 2019

punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

cat camp

euphemistic term for a long stay at a veterinarian cat hospital.

Hey, Fluffy, we're going to cat camp.

by iShuffle February 23, 2011

cat catching

The art of successfully having sex with multiple women in one day.

Person 1: Did you see Bob today? He brought like 10 girls into his apartment today.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably cat catching

by P0kom0n69 March 18, 2011

alley-catting

when a person doesnt want to spend money and tries to take scraps from your plate or get free drinks

There goes Dan again, alley-catting off my leftover appetizer sampler

by theDALLAScrew October 31, 2011