blue pill

as a noun. A lie.

as a verb. Tell a lie or believe one.

1.
Mark: Dude, I'd like to have a large steak for dinner...
John: You're girlfriend is cooking, don't take the blue pill.

2.

- You said it was only a rash, not gonorrea.
- I bluepilled you *lol*

- Damn, I'm adopted! No wonder all my classmates are NK's. I was totally blue pilled my whole life :(

by Aikana January 15, 2008

blue magic

a song by the guy who's dating Beyonce featuring Pharrell

Yo bro, who did that song "Blue Magic"? Everyone knows that! It's by that dude who's with Beyonce now.

by Ryan Newport October 5, 2007

Blue Monday

Having blue balls on a monday before noon.

10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.

by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011

Blue Popsicle

It is what a penis looks like after fucking a Smurf.

It's normal when you push it in and it's a blue popsicle when you pull it out.

by Brett M November 14, 2006

Blue-bunny

An object, and/or animal that is known to have sexual attributes.

The Blue-bunny was cought in the arms of that fairly large man.

by Jason September 27, 2003

Blue jeans

Blue jeans - the common act of shitting oneself

Dave was in the bar in Spain and blue jeans himself all over the Jack's. What a Pig.

by Burto2 November 10, 2018

Blue Fuck

Rarely occurring fuckery. Akin to a "blue moon".

As a married man, I only get a blowjob once in a blue fuck.

by mrs_smith27 June 28, 2018