Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

load bearing cloud

when a wall of cloud cross the sky, soon to produce skyload

“man, check out that load bearing cloud.”

“i know dude, it definitely looks like we’re in for some skyload tonight”

“dad what is that big ominous cloud covering the sky?”
“that’s a load bearing cloud, son. i reckon it’s gonna shower us with load here within the hour”

by free_roaming_feral_hawg August 16, 2022

Reverse Care Bear

Instead of shooting love out of your chest à la Care Bears, you shoot love on to someone chest à la Xavier Thicc.

Bro, I pulled a Reverse Care Bear on my girl last night, all glazed up like a glazed doughnut.

by SiSitheGreat November 2, 2020

gummy bear orgy

A condition where all the gummy bears in a bag have fused together, resembling an orgy scene. They melt together when heated.

The bag was just one big gummy bear orgy after I sat on it, but still tasty and delicious.

by not wholly racist January 8, 2017

We Bare Bear Jay

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.

Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!

by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019

Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009

mango black bear

shiting on a male penis and inserting it into a females vagina.

where's sam? oh he is giving a chick a mango black bear.

by itsreal February 12, 2012