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Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety
"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*
by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022
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apple man

Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
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apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer
"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
by dakoka117 December 26, 2019
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Apple

A company that wants all your money
Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money
by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
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Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
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Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit
Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple
by iddunno January 29, 2021
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