The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Flag

Get the The Apple Storemug.

shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple

Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!

by anonymous October 27, 2023

Flag

Get the shoulder applesmug.

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013

Flag

Get the apple bombmug.

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

Flag

Get the Apple Jackmug.

bye bye apple fly

a phrase used to defeat the tension between two individuals after a one night stand

person one: “hey, I’ve got to go to work, uhm...I’ll text you.”
person two: “oh ok”
person one: *begins to walk out*
person two: ...bye bye apple fly...

by bojackussy February 28, 2022

Flag