To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

tom lunn

runs stanley road

he is tom lunn yeno

by heskyshungryy July 8, 2021

Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

Tom Poole

A dude who likes women with the names of monet, zoe, ryan, oliver, mark, sienna, emma, ivana, ella mcgarity.

Kallan- "suck my dick bitch"

Monet-"Eughh you're being a Tom Poole"

by Zesty ahh June 19, 2023

Tom Holland

A type of person who always spoils something.

“No dont tell her abt the party it’s a suprise! Don’t pull a Tom Holland”

by Smartest person! November 23, 2021

Tom

An Emo Boi who always is emo

"look at tom"
"yeah he looks so emo all the time"

by I.ate.your.mum August 28, 2022