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z-chara board hit

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2013
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hit and run

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg
by fartmomgerer64 July 24, 2024
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Free Hit

An individual of frail stature, easily overpowered by a more dominant figure.
“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”

“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
by Free Hitters Anonymous December 11, 2024
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hitting

by strawberries28 January 4, 2021
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National hit a lick day

National hit a lick day (October 7th) is where you and your ghetto ass friends get together mask up and take from others what you wish you had
“Yo bro it’s the 7th of October isn’t that national hit a lick day? hide ya stuff bro they gon get you”

Yo gang it’s the 7th grab ya sheisty Yk wat timin we on”
by 9s, go flocc dat nigga October 3, 2022
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National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)
National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow
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Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.
Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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