Two guys naked in a hot tub

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.

Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009

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Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

by victicom May 02, 2010

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Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010

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I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler June 23, 2005

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Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010

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