Dante x Goldship

When the Dante says "I LIKE HORSES" he means it, yet another solid ship, hehe.

Dante: "Guys, I think I love horses now."
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Zelby

Self-love is real.

Dante: "I love you Zelby mwah"
Zelby: "I love you too Dante mwah mwah mwah"
???: "I think bro loves himself a little too literally... Dante x Zelby."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Gebura

No, this is entirely not real, do not even, it is a transformation idiot.

Dante: "Hey Gebura let's turn into a transformer!!"
Gebura: "ok"
And they turned into Dantebura, the strongest ⑨ form ever.
Dante x Gebura.

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Sakuya

Bro loves maids that throw literal silverware??
Dante x Sakuya is ridiculous but real, note all those Dante's are not the Dante from DmC, but Dante Zelby.

Dante: "I love you maid you have my heart..."
Sakuya: "Ah, I love you too Dante-chan"
Dante: "da me da ne"
Sakuya: "FUCK YOU"
Netzach: "Dante x Sakuya sucks, Dante x Netzach better!!!!!!!"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.

Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Steam

Dante Zelby's attraction for Steam Powered is huge!

Dante: "Dante x Steam is real guys, I LOVE STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steam: "Dude are you ok"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025