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Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.
Yo my arms look zooted!
by sassy_sista September 6, 2019
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Zooted

When you are beyond fucked up off any drug.
Bro I’m so zooted right now
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Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know
"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*
by yosuggababy April 24, 2018
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Zooted

To be off some sort of drug(weed,alcohol,lean,oxy;so on)
Yooo we were zooted last night
by Lt.Thot October 14, 2017
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Zooted

Being very obnoxious
You were zooted bro..
by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017
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Zooted

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.
by skeetrag June 24, 2017
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Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship
by CuntyMama December 1, 2017
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