Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.

Yo my arms look zooted!

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019

Zooted

When you are beyond fucked up off any drug.

Bro I’m so zooted right now

by JAMILMUTHERFUCKINFAKHOURY May 23, 2018

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

Zooted

To be off some sort of drug(weed,alcohol,lean,oxy;so on)

Yooo we were zooted last night

by Lt.Thot October 14, 2017

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017

Zooted

When you are extremely high.

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.

by skeetrag June 24, 2017

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017