Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay

Zach just touched a guys dick.

by Plz work this time May 24, 2019

Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you

He is such a Zach!

by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019

Zach

He has nigger face and sucks 12 in cock

Man he’s totally a Zachary cause he’s gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
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by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

Zach

The guy that is very touchy and grabby an ass all the time invades your privice will take a picture of you when you are sleeping likes to stand right next to you all the time never stops talking and will not shut the fuck up when you tell him to an ugly ass boy that looks like a potato/a bubble and he will not stop until he dies which no one will ever no when he is ready to die.

A person named Zach that is an ass all the time

by Dante Smith May 11, 2018

Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.

"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"

by user9173 October 20, 2019