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Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021
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Zach

Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022
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Zach

Zach’s a fuck boy!!!
by Madnesscamo November 11, 2017
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zach

arrogant and doesn't know when to shut his mouth. there is no way to date him on a long term because he likes to play girls. there isn't a boy out there worse than zach. when meeting them, make sure they keep their eyes on your face and nowhere else... zach's can be funny and sweet but all around bratty and annoying. and for some reason he always gets girls to date him more than once and fall for him.
zach broke up with me, again.
by yo-momma- March 16, 2019
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zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
Zach is perfect for me!
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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Zach

Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie
by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
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