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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
Zach just touched a guys dick.
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
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Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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Zach

Dude...why are you being so Zach?”
by dangdevin July 30, 2018
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Zach

Zach’s a fuck boy!!!
by Madnesscamo November 11, 2017
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Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.
Wow Zach is really dumb!
by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018
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