Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019

He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

by dangdevin July 30, 2018

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.
by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018
